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ρ ѕ γ ϲ ʜ ο ρ α τ ʜ;
Everyone I have cared for has either died or left me. Everyone - fucking except for you!

repelo-muggletum:

harry- fucking help me

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revolutionsoundslike:

astudyinabluebox:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

sloppyninja:

This gif will be the death of me. They’re English subtitles of the Chinese version.

I’m laughing so hard I’m crying I can’t choose the best one.

wait for the founders names oh my god its worth it

Hogwarts: school of meloncraft and melonry

Happy birthday to my favourite dark lord (31 December 1926 - 2 May 1998)

“I remember she said to me, ‘I hope he looks like his papa,’ and I won’t lie, she was right to hope it, because she was no beauty — and then she told me he was to be named Tom, for his father, and Marvolo, for her father — yes, I know, funny name, isn’t it? We wondered whether she came from a circus — and she said the boy’s surname was to be Riddle. And she died soon after that without another word.”

6 months ago with 103 notes via marvolocriss

officialunitedstates:

I don’t care who santa thinks he is.  if he flies over u.s. air space without a documented flight plan and sufficient clearance he WILL BE SHOT DOWN.